- TABLE OF CONTENTS
- Acknowledgements
- Preface
- Family Tree
- PART ONE - TED AND HIS FAMILY
- 1. LIFE WITH MY PARENTS
- Dessert
- Customer Loyalty
- New Pets
- Food for the Hungry Mathematicians
- Christmas Cake
- Small Treasures
- Renovating the Garage
- Home Improvements
- A Serious Talk
- Mother on Vacation
- Slipping Away
- 2. AT HOME WITH MY SIBLINGS
- Greg and Ted's Vacation
- Eyes in the Dark
- Tunnel Vision
- Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
- Parachuting
- Flying Lessons
- Tomatoes at Stake
- Planning Dinner
- A Trip to Toronto Island
- Telephone Tale
- Upgrades (Not Scholastic)
- Only Eight Lives to Go
- Pumpkin Pie
- Lynn's Horse
- Table Talk
- Seventh Heaven
- 3. AT THE LODGE
- Working Like a Dog
- Another St. Bernard
- Hand Lawnmowers
- The Algonquin
- The Race
- The Garden
- The Golf Club
- 4. CAMPING
- Mother Needs to Know
- The Proper Use of a Headband
- Finding Our Way
- Night Attire
- Protection in the Wild
- Amphibians
- The General Store
- Cold Feet
- 5. ON THE ROAD
- Memories
- Courting
- Clear Lake
- Water-skiing
- 6. FRIENDS AND FAMILY
- Cottage Bliss
- Pie in the Sky
- Short Visit
- Port Dover
- Smalltalk Anyone ?
- Ted's Favourite Pie
- Fruit Stand
- 7. MY THREE SONS
- Richard
- Milkman
- Sunday Dinner
- Easter Celebrations
- Richard Be Nimble, Steven Be Quick
- The Go-cart
- The Contest
- Steven
- Safely Hidden
- The Wager
- The Facts of Life
- The Naturalist
- The Fire Within
- A Study of Dynamics
- The Dad Who Knew Too Much
- Steven Buys a Pizza
- Steven Rents a Video
- Jamie
- I Spy
- Buried Treasure
- Playing Games
- The Collector
- Jamie The Philosopher
- 8. MORE PEOPLE, MORE PETS
- A Decent Proposal
- Fun in the Sun
- Blown Away
- Cheese Grinder
- Intuition
- Soup
- Chocolates
- Bread Pudding
- 9. CLOSING: PART ONE
- PART TWO - RICK AND HIS FAMILY
- 1. LIFE WITH MY SIBLINGS
- Monsters Under the Bed
- Passing the Time
- Three's the Limit !!!
- Table Tennis
- Faster ! Faster !
- Out of Gas
- 2. MY FRIENDS
- The Picnic
- A Hot Time at Home
- Counting Traffic
- 3. THE AMAZING RICK FEARNLEY
- Egg Salad Telethons
- Under the Canvas
- Midnight Madness
- Carrey On
- The Trial
- Vertigo and Vomit
- Flight for Pride
- 4. LIFE AFTER THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS
- Egg Nog
- Could You Give Me a Push ?
- The Chandelier
- Neon Lights
- Fit for a King
- The Laser Show
- Concert Time
- The Dimmer
- Rush Hour
- Belts in the Bush
- Night Service
- 5. FAMILY AND FRIENDS
- A Tale of Two Ties
- New Clothes
- Cottage Road
- A Shot in the Dark
- Tennis Anyone ?
- Call Waiting
- The Life Preserver
- The Birthday Party
- The Laundromat
- 6. MY THREE CHILDREN
- Rachel
- The Milk Train
- The Cutting Edge
- Listen to Your Mommy
- The Move
- Andrew
- Gone Fishing
- Bumping Heads
- Tuberboy
- Hooked on Fishing
- Jaclyn
- Mother Beware
- Table for Ten
- 7. CLOSING: PART TWO
- EPILOGUE
- INDEX of LIFE LESSONS